My latest one liner!

this is situational... here goes the situation. My mom was asking my brother to pour water into the drum and as usual he was evading it for past three days. My worried father came up and asked whether paani(water) had come(we use that can water for drinking.. thats the underlying funda)

now i speak out...: vaani thaan varanum... paani(water) vandachu...:)

other one liners of mine from the past...:
1. Bad donkeys small wall
2. Donkeys don know camphor smell... :)

ok ok... don throw stones at me!!!!;)